in my view, how most modern churches offer baptism is a lost opportunity

Stagnant, synthetic water, cute inflatable pools, loud music and lights blinding your senses, hundreds of people receiving your experience with their eyes... it almost becomes more about the church and the observers than it is about you and God. You may even end up on their IG. Where is the honor? Where is the attention to the subtle? 

I believe baptisms are best served and received in nature, with flowing, clean water. No lakes. Rivers. I've studied baptism and churches a lot. This too is one of my offerings to you for grand purpose. Let's talk. 

All baptisms are conducted at my Secret Sacred River Spot, in the clean Colorado River. There is no charge for this service. Please note: baptism doesn't mean anything if your faith is absent.